Led Zeppelin climbs the charts by building facilities to take people up there as well.
MYU YORK, MY: The longest and the most intensely battled auction in the history of the infrastructure business has finally come to an end yesterday, with the muti-national, award winning Led Zeppelin group bagging the prime contract for the multi-trillion dollar Earth-Heaven space corridoor project.
The project is the brain-child of the Divine Urbanisation Department who realised the benefits of linking Earth with Heaven based on the results of the centuries long study which clearly states that any substance which has emissive properties is fundamentally Gold; thus directly implying the benefits of having a direct access link with Heaven rather than using the current mode of transportation which is Death.
Critics opposed to the proposed plan have voiced many concerns including the possibility of complete lockdown of stores in Heaven. However, the detailed project plan of the DUD has reassured most government authorities and citizens about the need, reliability and profitability of the project.
Apart from the basic stairway connectivity, the project plan also involves installation of road-signs giving directions, road-side amusements such as singing song-birds in trees by brooks. Oral unlocking technology, used successfully by Ali Baba in the past, would be used for all transactions in Heaven to ensure that all travellers get what they want once they reach there.
When interviewing the public regarding the project, most citizens were of the opinion that once the project is completed, they would most definitely use the stairway to head out to Heaven, but would feel a strong sense of loss for having to leave Earth which has been home to them all their life.
Apart from the infrastructure plans, the project also involves the designing and development of a smoke emitting tree propelled transportation medium for transporting people to Heaven. A prototype of the design was unveiled to the public and has received much praise from all quarters. To make the journey more entertaining, karaoke sessions led by famous DJs would also be organised.
Since standing and travelling would not be allowed in the vehicles, once they get filled, new passengers would have to wait till the next day. The DUD would arrange for accomodation in their forest themed hotels along with tickets to stand up comedy shows for entertainment.
The infrastructure project is slated for commencement in May and the Queen is expected to perform the unveiling ceremony. At present there are two main inter-connected freeways being planned that would lead to the entry point to the new highway. The residents of certain localities have been forewarned of possible construction activities happening in their neighbourhood related to these freeways.
The marketing efforts of DUD have shown very good results. The theme song for the project has proved to be a huge hit with people from all walks of life humming the tunes. DUD has also managed to rope in the project lead of the Gold Conversion project to be part of the phase 1 of the project release.
All in all it looks like a rock solid deal for Led Zeppelin and should be enough to ensure that they don't roll away from their number one position on the charts in a long long time.
The project is the brain-child of the Divine Urbanisation Department who realised the benefits of linking Earth with Heaven based on the results of the centuries long study which clearly states that any substance which has emissive properties is fundamentally Gold; thus directly implying the benefits of having a direct access link with Heaven rather than using the current mode of transportation which is Death.
Critics opposed to the proposed plan have voiced many concerns including the possibility of complete lockdown of stores in Heaven. However, the detailed project plan of the DUD has reassured most government authorities and citizens about the need, reliability and profitability of the project.
Apart from the basic stairway connectivity, the project plan also involves installation of road-signs giving directions, road-side amusements such as singing song-birds in trees by brooks. Oral unlocking technology, used successfully by Ali Baba in the past, would be used for all transactions in Heaven to ensure that all travellers get what they want once they reach there.
When interviewing the public regarding the project, most citizens were of the opinion that once the project is completed, they would most definitely use the stairway to head out to Heaven, but would feel a strong sense of loss for having to leave Earth which has been home to them all their life.
Apart from the infrastructure plans, the project also involves the designing and development of a smoke emitting tree propelled transportation medium for transporting people to Heaven. A prototype of the design was unveiled to the public and has received much praise from all quarters. To make the journey more entertaining, karaoke sessions led by famous DJs would also be organised.
Since standing and travelling would not be allowed in the vehicles, once they get filled, new passengers would have to wait till the next day. The DUD would arrange for accomodation in their forest themed hotels along with tickets to stand up comedy shows for entertainment.
The infrastructure project is slated for commencement in May and the Queen is expected to perform the unveiling ceremony. At present there are two main inter-connected freeways being planned that would lead to the entry point to the new highway. The residents of certain localities have been forewarned of possible construction activities happening in their neighbourhood related to these freeways.
The marketing efforts of DUD have shown very good results. The theme song for the project has proved to be a huge hit with people from all walks of life humming the tunes. DUD has also managed to rope in the project lead of the Gold Conversion project to be part of the phase 1 of the project release.
All in all it looks like a rock solid deal for Led Zeppelin and should be enough to ensure that they don't roll away from their number one position on the charts in a long long time.
