Bob Dylan wishes to know how YOU are feeling Rolling Like A Stone

Bob Dylan’s  ineptitude to Rock is causing everyone to Roll in their graves.

MUSHINGTON, NY – Bob Dylan, considered by approximately 7 people in the world as the greatest song-writer ever, has come out in public to comment on your current plight. As he recalls, once upon a time you used to dress very fine and fling dimes at bums in the street. Even though forecasts predicted a fall for you in the future, you let your pride blind yourself and you did not heed ear to them. Reports indicate that you went so far as to mock at everyone who used to just hang about.

But under the present conditions, you seem to limit your audible levels to a bare minimum and even scrounge for the next meal. Dylan has repeatedly enquired how it feels to be homeless and completely unknown; a feeling he compares to that of being like a piece of hard solid that is undergoing linear motion supported by rolling friction.

According to claims raised by Dylan, despite having attended the finest schools you are still not aware of how to live on the street;  which he attributes to the incompetent syllabus formulated by the school. Besides these allegations, Dylan has also explicitly mentioned in the chargesheet that you now make deals with mysterious tramps with hollow eyes, breaking all previous promises made to self of never compromising with mysterious tramps with hollow eyes.

A little sympathy was extended across to you when Dylan narrated about how the siamese cat carrying, chrome horse riding diplomat stole everything from you. But this didn’t stop him from reminding you of the cruelty you showed towards jugglers and clowns.

The continuous accusations finally seemed to get the better of Dylan who then started muttering some incomprehensible ramble about how invisible princesses drinking Napolean generally conceal no secrets and how they wouldn’t refuse if you make a move. Mr. Dylan then soon rolled to the top of the charts Like A Rolling Stone.