John Lennon’s imagination too much for the real world says expert analysts

John Lennon mixes surrealism and abstract post-modernism with a big roll of joint to come up with the greatest philosophy of all times, which unfortunately can only be imagined and not implied in real life

MUSSISSIPPI, MS – When reports of John Lennon’s studies into the metaphysical feeling of oneness first surfaced it caused not the slightest flurry. According to the study, there IS a way to achieve true singular existence. To achieve this state, he instructs that every individual being in this world needs to go through the 3 I Steps or the 3 Imagination Steps.

The first I Step involves applying the imaginative power of the mind to erase the existence of a Heaven. Due to the inter-dependant relationship between Hell and Heaven, the non-existence of  Heaven would directly imply the non-existence of Hell which would possibly have serious ramifications with respect to relocation for the thousands of Nazis currently residing there.  Mr. Lennon has also given instructions to live for today, a decision which was vehemently opposed by the Prince who is still bringing out lame records like its still the fucking 1960s.

The second I Step involves applying the same imaginative power into erasing boundaries and advises people to stop killing or dying. This thought was rubbished by the US Congress who claims that without clearly defined boundaries, it would be impossible for its Presidents to randomly declare war on countries. This view was shared by war-lords, terrorists and cartographers alike.

The third I Step focuses on eradicating hunger and greed and implementing the idea of a global family. But by now, the experts reviewing the report saw stains of smashed weed on the pages which caused them to let out a huge sigh of relief and stereotyped Mr. Lennon as being just another dreamer.

A red-faced John Lennon retaliated by accusing everyone in this world of being a dreamer or a dreamer in the making and ran out of the expert panel discussion straight upto a very non-imaginative spot at the top of the charts.