If God was a DJ

Unedited text messaging thread

[Unknown Number] hey swatha pls we wnt one song of JUSTIN BEIBER..

[Me] Why just one song, please have 2 JB songs!

[Unknown Number] oh thnk's!!

[Unknown Number] thnkx buddy vry vry thnx

[Me] Sorry to break your heart kid. But this is not radio indigo. You got the wrong number. But stay tuned. They will play it sooner or later

[Unknown Number] hey it's k.. the song is goin on..

[Unknown Number] hey pls one more sng of j.b pls... baby feat ludachris..

[Unknown Number] hey pls one more im requesting u...

[Me] Unfortunately, our servers have crashed and we lost all copies of JB songs. Also I just got fired. So you're gonna have to buy the album to listen to songs. Sry

[Unknown Number] k..wer cn i get the album songs..

[Me] You don't get it in India anymore. An official law has made the sale of JB albums illegal. You would probably need to immigrate to cambodia to get a copy

[Unknown Number] k..thnx...

[Unknown Number] hey pls one song of JB pls tht't enough for me...

[Me] I have just been caught by the Interpol and am in jail without access to our systems. I'm looking for someone to bail me out.

[Unknown Number] hey dnt joke..

[Unknown Number] hi wat hppnd?